Valgeir Valdimarsson is not trying to sell you anything.

Hi, I'm Valgeir. I'm an award-winning person. I hand-made this website with my hands so you would think I am really busy and important. It's also supposed to make you think I'm, like, this friendly and relaxed and approachable guy that you would like to, well, just have a beer with, goddamn it. And it's working, right now. You can feel it. Just close your eyes, and let it wash over you. Am I right? Because, you see, it's really all about two things, ok? It's all about the Benjamins, and also it's about a little something I invented, called personal branding. Just kidding. But not really. Anyway, that's also the reason I use am used by Twitter and Tumblr and Flickr and Instagram and Vimeo and Facebook. Spotify too, but what I listen to is none of your stinking business, so. And don't even get me started on LinkedIn. Anyhoo, because I'm an old-fashioned guy, I also “do” email and telephone. (My number, which nobody ever uses and I never remember, is +49 151 2182 7613.) You're most likely to find me in Frankfurt or Reykjavík, working for something called Takk Takk, using brains and fancy machines. Oh, and I have a robot. Ok, bæ.